ThaiPussyMassage Review
ThaiPussyMassage is exactly how you imagine it to be: The most gorgeous Thai performers getting their bodies rubbed down, all dripping oil and other liquids.
The site provides exclusive, original content with all Thai performers in full HD, and even gives you 6 extra sites that are full of Asian-centric porn.
Prices & Payment Options
- 1 Year at $14.95/mo - $179.40 total
- 3 Months at $24.95/mo - $74.85 total
- 1 Month for $39.95
Any of the major credit cards can be used to purchase your membership: Mastercard, Visa, JCB and Discover.
The site generously gives you additional payment options, and that's good news for those who care about security and safety. Using PayPal to pay for porn is anonymous and you can customize and control it to suit your needs.
The top level of the anonymity your crave is provided by giving you the option to pay using Bitcoin/Cryptocurrencies, meaning your transactions remain completely untraceable.
And what's better than safe, secure, discreet payment methods? The free one, which is gift cards. Free porn is way more fun, and makes for a naughty holiday season.
Lastly, you can send in your payment using regular snail mail.
How to Cancel Membership
ThaiPussyMassage offers two ways to cancel your account. You can hit the Support link at the bottom of the site and then select the Cancel Membership option on the customer support page.
Or, you can contact you billing processor, which on this site is either SegPay, CCBill or Vendo. You'll know which one is yours on your original payment confirmation email.
SegPay - When you enter the site's support page you get a self-service portal, which allows you to bring up your membership and cancel it. You can also use either the US or international numbers, as well as email and submit a ticket.
CCBill - Under the Consumer section you'll find direct links to canceling your account and managing it too, as well as the option for 24/7 live chat, phone numbers, and an email.
Vendo - There's an option to contact them 24/7 live (English only), use the phone option, email, submitting a ticket, and also use their FAQ section.
Quality of Porn
ThaiPussyMassage is a simple site for sure, there are no bells and whistles here, but that's not a bad thing.
I can't say I'm a huge fan of the color scheme, it's outdated, but it doesn't affect the quality of the site.
On the main page there's a really cool option to watch previews of the videos, each one around 1:30 minutes, which few sites offer.
The ladies, as you'll see, are absolutely gorgeous. Thai beauty is a site with Thai-only performers is rare. There's a welcoming aura about them, and their smile is infectious.
Though these ladies are amateurs, this is not a premium site, they work it like pros, knowing how and what to turn to camera, and when.
The scenes mostly take place in the same room, a massage room with a table, with only the sheet color changing.
The women are surprisingly varied, which I didn't expect. Obviously, you won't find larger BBW types, but there are differences that I enjoyed.
For example, there were super skinny models, and more curvy ones. Tiny boobs, larger boobs. Dark to light skin. Women making a lot of noise, and more quiet and petite girls.
Ages vary too, I even saw a few "older" women in their 30's, which is unusual for a non-MILF specific site, as well as the many 18+/early 20's majority of girls.
The quality of picture is great too, the 1080p runs crystal clear, and you get both streaming and downloads which is cool.
Oil is abundant, and it's pretty masterful how no model slides right off either the table or the dude (Whose face you don't see).
As far as the downsides of the site, quality of production could be improved, perhaps massages outdoors, in public places, in different locations, change up the script a bit.
Also, when streaming, there can be buffering issues at times, but I find the internet connection is also to blame.
The site in general, as I mentioned, could be designed much better, a more modern look to it, right now it looks stuck in a different era.
Types of Porn
ThaiPussyMassage offers all Thai/Asian women porn you could possibly need, as this is a very specific niche, and once you've seen the 40+ videos on offer, and downloaded them, you'll be set.
That being said, you get a super fun addition of free sites, all under the ThaiGirlsWild universe: SubmitYourThai, Tussinne, LuluSexBomb, Thainee, Tailynn, TittiPorn, and CreampieInAsia.
Scenes run in a similar fashion. The model comes in for a massage, gets a surprisingly excellent one (Very thorough), and then proceeds to blow the guy, get fucked, and it always end with an impressive cum shot either to the face or on the tits.
There are also plenty of barely legal 18+ models in this collection, good news for those who are into these nubile, delicious girls getting a schooling from their much older massage partner.
Unfortunately, there's no way to search for videos, though there are few of them. There is also no model index to check out the ladies. This may be redundant for 40 scenes, but I would still like the option.
As the videos date back several years, not all share the HD treatment, and so you'll find quite a few in SD, which is a bummer in such a small offering of scenes.
But if I stick to what's best about the site, it's no doubt the massages given to the models, which are extremely erotic and keep you at the edge of your seat/bed, wanting more.
I don't know what it is, because logically we all know where the scene is going, but the element of "danger" as to how the girl will react to the guy's advances that is most thrilling.
Some ladies, less "actresses" and more "performers" just get right to it and are completely on board. Others play the shock/awe game, at first eve upset, and then due to the pleasure level going up, submit to the sex. I enjoy both versions, because each lady has her own take on this very specific massage genre. It's what makes the site.
Also, some of the models look crazy inexperienced, so suddenly being surprised by their skills is a neat addition. Not all massage sites have decent performers in them.
Content & Update Frequency
ThaiPussyMassage offers Asian/Thai porn scenes in full HD, with each scene running for about 20 minutes.
Though it looks on the site that they update every week, this is clearly not the case, there's a lot of recycles content from the site itself and the other sites that you get as a bonus.
As mentioned, the scripts are almost identical, the focus of the site (As it should be), is the stunning ladies.
Video & Image Quality
ThaiPussyMassage has 40+ scenes in it's library, which are exclusive and original.
Most of the videos are available in 1080p full HD quality, with a few exceptions in lower resolutions, which are quite old.
Each video comes with screencaps, and also photo galleries of high resolution pictures which you can download using zip.
Note that there is a download limit of 20GB per day, but that a huge amount, so it shouldn't pose a problem.
The site works great on mobile, and the content looks great when streaming on your devices.
Below are the file formats available for streaming:
- FHD MP4 1080P
- HD MP4 720P
- SD MP4 540P
- SD MP4 480P
Safety/Discretion
The HTTP server that ThaiPussyMassage uses has been issued an authentication certificate by Let's Encrypt.
This ensures that it is browser-trusted, which the service decides upon based by running a certificate management agent on the web server.
ThaiPussyMassage uses SegPay, CCBill and Vendo as billing processors, all of which follow the strictest guidelines, including SSL certification and TLS encoding.
Instead of seeing an embarrassing charge on your bank account/credit card statement, all you will see is an innocuous sounding name.
Customer service is impressive on ThaiPussyMassage. When you choose the Support link, you get to a page of an external customer service company, Team Money Media, which is the umbrella company of the site's network.
Here, you can pick and choose how you want to get your help. There's a support ticket you can use to the team that replies 24/7, 7 days a week.
Or, you can check out the FAQ questions regarding billing/technical support. There's also a direct Cancel Membership button that's helpful.
Odds & Ends
ThaiPussyMassage is part of a 7 site network called ThaiGirlsWild (Offering 500+ videos), with all Asian performers, and a lot of Thai ladies. The other sites in general have much larger libraries, with ThaiGirlsWild offering videos in 4K HD quality too.
This main site is the equivalent to "girls gone wild" in the States, where a single, anonymous lucky guy travels to Thailand and goes on some serious sexy adventures. There are a lot of party videos, some with stunning scenery of Thailand and other Asian locations, a bonus as far as I'm concerned.
The network also offers DVDs (Around 50 total on all sites), but these tend to be older and in lesser quality than the original content created by the sites.
Each site in the network posts a new update once a month, so you get a new update once a week when considering all 7 of them.
It would be nice if the site and network offered more fun features, such as advanced filtering, model bios, and a brand new design for a better browsing/watching experience.
Conclusion
ThaiPussyMassage is perfect for those whose favorite niche is beautiful Thai models getting massages, and then getting pounded hard, their glistening skin dripping with oil and cum.
While the site only offers a small library, the other 6 bonus sites in the network are a great addition and also offer 4K HD scenes, making this membership worth checking out.
praises
- New exclusive weekly content
- Great on mobile devices
- 24/7 customer support
- 9 bonus sites
smites
- Minimal video library
- No model bios
- No 4K HD movies